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Total Medals Earned: 2,114 (From 358 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 28,695 Points

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Breakfast

Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)

Egg 5 Points

You soft boiled an egg.

Toast 5 Points

You made toast.

Grapefruit 10 Points

You cut a grapefruit.

Juice 10 Points

You made juice.

Coffee 25 Points

You made coffee with suger.

Cereal 50 Points

You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.

Cupid's Arrow 100 Points

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Bullet Audyssey

Medals Earned: 5/19 (30/395 points)

Planet Marcury 5 Points

Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.

Planet Sars 5 Points

Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods

Rated E for Everything 5 Points

Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.

Planet Narpdarp 10 Points

Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points

Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.

OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points

Reach a max overcharge combo.

Planet Jupitupe 10 Points

Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.

Planet Satamalat 10 Points

Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.

Disco Fever! 25 Points

Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox

Maximum Power 25 Points

Reach the maximum level.

Planet Penos 25 Points

Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.

Planet Plutoo 25 Points

Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.

Save your Home Planet 25 Points

Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.

The Malky Way 25 Points

Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.

Yellow Brick Road 25 Points

Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).

Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points

Beat every stage in the game (including credits).

Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points

Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Burrito Bison

Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points

Get a perfect launch 10 times.

OUTLAW! 25 Points

Squash 100 police officers.

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points

Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points

Go through the arena without touching the ground.

SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points

Reach past the sky's limit!

BUFFED OUT! 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points

Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points

Attain a very high speed.

Butcherbugs

Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)

Puberty 10 Points

Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Caesar's Day Off

Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)

I hate myself and I want to die. 25 Points

RAAAWR.

Pity Party 25 Points

T_T

Roman Partytime! 25 Points

Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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CaGe - Casual Genocide

Medals Earned: 5/38 (40/500 points)

Bullet-in 5 Points

Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.

Don't Eat My Brains 5 Points

Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.

Scatterbug 10 Points

Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.

That's Just For Starters 10 Points

Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.

They Are Coming, Barbara! 10 Points

Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.

Black Belt 5 Points

Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!

Champion Smasher 5 Points

Kill 10 champions. It's a coupe!

Encyclopedia of Basic Financing 5 Points

Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.

Fell In Love That Day 5 Points

Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!

Fire'em up! 5 Points

Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!

Refill 5 Points

Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!

Spinning it! 5 Points

Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!

Blazin 10 Points

Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.

Broken Finger Award 10 Points

Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!

Drop After Drop 10 Points

Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.

Have you seen my razor? 10 Points

Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.

I'm From Accounting 10 Points

Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.

Let's Carve This Out, Shall We? 10 Points

Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.

Me, Smash! 10 Points

Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?

No More Cookies For You 10 Points

Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!

No Talking Just Shoot 10 Points

Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!

Pheromone Queen 10 Points

Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."

Revolving Duke 10 Points

Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?

Rocketeer! 10 Points

Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!

Science Fiction Is Real 10 Points

Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.

Straight From Olympus 10 Points

Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!

Volatile Love 10 Points

Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.

Wipe That Smile Off Your Face 10 Points

Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.

Heartraiser 25 Points

Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.

Rich Enough 25 Points

Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.

Taking The Crown 25 Points

Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.

The Actual Bullethell 25 Points

Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.

Zombie Apocalypse 25 Points

Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.

Just Like The Title 50 Points

Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!

Ruler Of Happiness 50 Points

Kill 100 champions. You are enveloped in a warm feeling of happiness.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Call of 'Doody'

Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/185 points)

Kentucky Fried Pigeon 5 Points

Get Electrocuted

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Electric Jump Rope x10 5 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times

Fatal Diarrhea 5 Points

Poop Yourself to Death

Electric Jump Rope x20 10 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times

Doody Assassin 25 Points

Cause a Car Crash with your Doody

Electric Jump Rope x30 25 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times

#1 Pooper 100 Points

Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.

Captain Fugly

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)

Rank I 5 Points

Reach level 8

Rank II 10 Points

Reach level 15

Rank III 10 Points

Reach Level 22

Rank IV 25 Points

Reach Level 29

Rank V 25 Points

Complete all 35 levels.

Cardiac Snowdrift

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Iron Constitution 10 Points

Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).

Ultimate Completion 25 Points

What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.

Unanimous Approval 100 Points

Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Catchy Orbit

Medals Earned: 7/8 (155/255 points)

Collector 10 Points

Get 500 balls!

Destroyer 10 Points

Blow up 300 rocks!

Game Fan 10 Points

Play the game for 15 minutes!

Blast Power 25 Points

Get 100 breaker balls!

Pearls 25 Points

Get 6000 score in one level!

Pull Power 25 Points

Get 100 range balls!

Champion 50 Points

Get 100000 score!

Winner 100 Points

Beat all the levels with 3 stars